Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for October 16, 2023

If the numbers aren’t adding up correctly, it’s not the calculator’s fault.

The Calculator is a logic machine.

Garbage in, garbage out.

when my niece was young and I visited my sister she said “if you stub your toe be careful what you say because it will come right back to you”

My mom’s funeral service was Saturday. She believed that if you couldn’t say something nice about a person you shouldn’t say anything. It meant, in recent years, there were some politicians she couldn’t talk about. Dad always took up the slack.

Google Translate defines “chispas” as “sparks”?

Attempted role modeling is better than no role modeling.

Of course the numbers add up to something, unless he is saying the calculator is not working. He just doesn’t like what the numbers are showing him.

My dad used to yell something in Italian we were sure was a really bad word because if the way he used it. Turns out it was SOUP! Pasta fagiole!

My Hungarian friend would spew a liturgy of expletives in her native tongue at her husband who would affectionately replay, “Yes honey. I love you too.”