bacon by Lonnie Millsap for October 13, 2023

cause it’s 2 guys. redo

I always find it incredible how Apple makes everything sound like they’re doing something new and ‘magical’ as if no-one else has. To be fair, the first Apple phone was a game changer and true innovation. But the new Titanium iPhone 15 (which has come from the “edge of the universe”) is not unique. 2017’s Essential Phone was the first.

Wait until you hear hissss sssstory..

Why were there snakes in the garden to begin with? A perfect garden (and evidently it was) does not ever include snakes.

He’s been Eve’s-dropping for hours.

ahhhh! took me a second since I’m not an ‘apple’ person

Wait until that snake discovers the low-hanging fruit.

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