Johnson Promises to Be Greatest Speaker of the Seventeenth Century
“For years, time travel was the stuff of science fiction,” the newly elected Speaker said. “Now, as I take this majestic nation back four hundred years, I will make that dream a reality.”
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
Where we going?
Sanspareil 11 months ago
They’re there dude!
nosirrom 11 months ago
Not really.
RobinHood 11 months ago
You ask that one more time, and I’ll turn this thing around.
Darsan54 Premium Member 11 months ago
Peyote?
GentlemanBill 11 months ago
I used to let things drive me crazy….
Then I realized I could just walk there. It ain’t but a mile up the road.
Havel 11 months ago
As one of my favorite bumper stickers says, “Relax, you’ll get there”.
Sun 11 months ago
It’s a far cry from recovery after Democrats always ruin everything.
B 8671 11 months ago
I don’t get it.
Paul D Premium Member 11 months ago
We’re not even CLOSE to being there. And you should have gone before we left the house.
William Robbins Premium Member 11 months ago
Borowitz seems appropriate for the day.
Johnson Promises to Be Greatest Speaker of the Seventeenth Century
“For years, time travel was the stuff of science fiction,” the newly elected Speaker said. “Now, as I take this majestic nation back four hundred years, I will make that dream a reality.”
wirepunchr 11 months ago
I don’t see the handle that flushes that thing.