Prickly City by Scott Stantis for October 28, 2023

Where we going?

They’re there dude!

Not really.

You ask that one more time, and I’ll turn this thing around.

Peyote?

I used to let things drive me crazy….

Then I realized I could just walk there. It ain’t but a mile up the road.

As one of my favorite bumper stickers says, “Relax, you’ll get there”.

It’s a far cry from recovery after Democrats always ruin everything.

I don’t get it.

We’re not even CLOSE to being there. And you should have gone before we left the house.

Borowitz seems appropriate for the day.

Johnson Promises to Be Greatest Speaker of the Seventeenth Century

“For years, time travel was the stuff of science fiction,” the newly elected Speaker said. “Now, as I take this majestic nation back four hundred years, I will make that dream a reality.”

I don’t see the handle that flushes that thing.