Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 24, 2023

Just feel for the cold one.

That’s a bit of a stretch of the truth, unless every light fixture in your home is like that one and you leave all your lights on all day and night.

I spend more time changing out batteries in smoke detectors than replacing lights.

My LED lights seem to last forever, so I clean the gutters instead!

Tony asked, about 8 hours ago

Do you do that?

We don’t have chandeliers.

I hate it when I do something like that. Thankfully it’s pretty rare I have to change a bulb since switching to LED.

It’s the one that’s not hot.

That ladder thingy would be my downfall.

That definition really applies to finding the bad bulb on a string of Christmas tree lights.

It’s the one that’s not on when you bring the ladder over. There’s no need to turn off the switch, it’s dead Jim. And you won’t burn your little fingers if you’re quick on the twist. Sorry, no sympathy for this one.