It’s all in the timing!!!
It’s genetic in the O’Lantern Clan
Jack used too much spice.
He just needs to soak his head in bleach. Then let it dry afterwards. Then spray his head with a pumpkin preservative. That should help.
But you will be in time for “Thanksgiving!!!”
Gasp! Maybe I’ll end up in a crust or something….
Yup, he’s getting that pruney look around the mouth. :)
Jack seems like a real headcase.
“Pumpkin Head” Released too soon b4 Halloween…
♫♪ Peter Pumpkinhead….Was too good
So they nailed him to a…Block of wood ♫♪
♫♪ He died grinning on live TV…
…Hanging there he looked a lot like you
And an awful lot like meeee ♫♪
But he made too many En-e-mies…..♫♪
♫♪ Of the people who would keep us on our knees….. ♫♪
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin….
♫♪ Who’ll pray for Pe-ter Pump-kin-HEAD? ♫♪
acquaintances who tried to buy pumpkins for halloween decorations say that farmers told them their pumpkins had rotted in the field thanks to our weird weather this summer. i’m wondering what they did to their crops, since ours are just fine…
Not even a month before I’m just a soggy, stinky mess of pumpkin detritus? Oh, oh, oh!
October 30, 2015
STEPUP 12 months ago
It’s all in the timing!!!
BigBoy 12 months ago
It’s genetic in the O’Lantern Clan
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
Jack used too much spice.
TStyle78 12 months ago
He just needs to soak his head in bleach. Then let it dry afterwards. Then spray his head with a pumpkin preservative. That should help.
Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago
But you will be in time for “Thanksgiving!!!”
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Gasp! Maybe I’ll end up in a crust or something….
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Yup, he’s getting that pruney look around the mouth. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Jack seems like a real headcase.
T... 12 months ago
“Pumpkin Head” Released too soon b4 Halloween…
TheWildSow 12 months ago
♫♪ Peter Pumpkinhead….Was too good
So they nailed him to a…Block of wood ♫♪
♫♪ He died grinning on live TV…
…Hanging there he looked a lot like you
And an awful lot like meeee ♫♪
But he made too many En-e-mies…..♫♪
♫♪ Of the people who would keep us on our knees….. ♫♪
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin….
♫♪ Who’ll pray for Pe-ter Pump-kin-HEAD? ♫♪
gopher gofer 12 months ago
acquaintances who tried to buy pumpkins for halloween decorations say that farmers told them their pumpkins had rotted in the field thanks to our weird weather this summer. i’m wondering what they did to their crops, since ours are just fine…
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Not even a month before I’m just a soggy, stinky mess of pumpkin detritus? Oh, oh, oh!