Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 19, 2023

It’s all in the timing!!!

It’s genetic in the O’Lantern Clan

Jack used too much spice.

He just needs to soak his head in bleach. Then let it dry afterwards. Then spray his head with a pumpkin preservative. That should help.

But you will be in time for “Thanksgiving!!!”

Gasp! Maybe I’ll end up in a crust or something….

Yup, he’s getting that pruney look around the mouth. :)

Jack seems like a real headcase.

“Pumpkin Head” Released too soon b4 Halloween…

♫♪ Peter Pumpkinhead….Was too good

So they nailed him to a…Block of wood ♫♪

♫♪ He died grinning on live TV…

…Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like meeee ♫♪

But he made too many En-e-mies…..♫♪

♫♪ Of the people who would keep us on our knees….. ♫♪

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin….

♫♪ Who’ll pray for Pe-ter Pump-kin-HEAD? ♫♪

acquaintances who tried to buy pumpkins for halloween decorations say that farmers told them their pumpkins had rotted in the field thanks to our weird weather this summer. i’m wondering what they did to their crops, since ours are just fine…

Not even a month before I’m just a soggy, stinky mess of pumpkin detritus? Oh, oh, oh!