Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 10, 2023

At least he won’t be the only illiterate at college.

I remember my surprise when my dog recognized the sound of W-A-L-K. I would spell it out and he would get up and immediately run to the back door and start barking.

Nerwin will probably be enrolled in Walden.

Being in college doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll learn to spell. Look at some of the athletes who are enrolled there.

Sadly, he may be right.

My daughter’s second grade teacher told me that if kids weren’t proficient readers by the time they reached the third grade, then the chances were slim that they would ever be good at it.

A little optimistic there, Nerwin?

Does clown college teach spelling?

Witches, of course, all know how to spell.

Waiting to enter an elementary school to vote, I noticed a poster in the foyer that had misspelled word!

Good luck with him learning to spell in college.

why we need english teachers

But they will be able to write notes in cursive and he won’t be able to read them.

Nerwin’s a perfect candidate to get into USC…

Must be going to a college without admission standards.

Irwin! Now it’s the time to learn!

That’s more than a reach, Nerwin! What makes you think you’ll ever make it to college?