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Initiation into American womanhoodâŠpracticing suspending disbeliefâŠbuy that stuff. Puts petroleum-based solvents and artificial smells deeply into your living skinâŠlike curing leather.
Why is it that the women I know who use only Ivory soap have the best complexions? Maybe they spend their money on a gym, or runningâŠor on their boyfriends.
@tigre1Ivory soap may be great stuff for most people, but Iâm allergic to it. My face takes on a lovely âglowingâ complexion, my hands break out in water-blisters, and both itch like crazy. Then my face peels like a bad sunburn.
@tigre1Jeriâs âstuffâ reminds me of some of my early dating results.. If Iâd been swatted, I woulda created a dust cloud that woulda choked hordes of locusts. Where do wimmin get the idea that more is better?? Oh, wait; magazine ads.See todayâs Calvin & HobbesâŠI had a better time with girls equipped with a tube of chapstick,4 bux in bills & change and the assurance I wouldnât peek when they âhad to stopâ when there were no places to go besides roadside corn-fields.. That convertible Chevvy took us everywhereâŠNow, itâs up to âlatest chemo labs and their 70+ year results for that young, young, young-looking skin⊠No wonder women pay 43% more for stuff than men just to keep themselves âfashionable,â âhipâ âalluringâ and âcleanââŠâŠEven worse, looking through 1890-1920âs newspapers advertising the same hokum for the same purposes. arghâŠ.
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
Glowing is an advertising term for minor redness and irritation
sjsczurek almost 13 years ago
Well⊠at least Teenaâs not taking another bubble bath with a dishwasher gel cap.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Initiation into American womanhoodâŠpracticing suspending disbeliefâŠbuy that stuff. Puts petroleum-based solvents and artificial smells deeply into your living skinâŠlike curing leather.
Why is it that the women I know who use only Ivory soap have the best complexions? Maybe they spend their money on a gym, or runningâŠor on their boyfriends.
boxbabies almost 13 years ago
@tigre1Ivory soap may be great stuff for most people, but Iâm allergic to it. My face takes on a lovely âglowingâ complexion, my hands break out in water-blisters, and both itch like crazy. Then my face peels like a bad sunburn.
unca jim almost 13 years ago
@tigre1Jeriâs âstuffâ reminds me of some of my early dating results.. If Iâd been swatted, I woulda created a dust cloud that woulda choked hordes of locusts. Where do wimmin get the idea that more is better?? Oh, wait; magazine ads.See todayâs Calvin & HobbesâŠI had a better time with girls equipped with a tube of chapstick,4 bux in bills & change and the assurance I wouldnât peek when they âhad to stopâ when there were no places to go besides roadside corn-fields.. That convertible Chevvy took us everywhereâŠNow, itâs up to âlatest chemo labs and their 70+ year results for that young, young, young-looking skin⊠No wonder women pay 43% more for stuff than men just to keep themselves âfashionable,â âhipâ âalluringâ and âcleanââŠâŠEven worse, looking through 1890-1920âs newspapers advertising the same hokum for the same purposes. arghâŠ.