Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for November 09, 2023

Sign on a hiking trail: If You Hear Banjos, Walk Faster

He’ll be coming round the mountain with a banjo on his knee.

Is this really the first time Bub has shopped on a computer?

I feel if I’m buying a banjo I want as little human contact as possible.

Steve Martin plays a good banjo. So does Kermit the frog.

You’re going to scare the dog.

He wants to be prepared, in case someone challenges him to a duel.

So its supposedly better to buy a banjo with no strings attached?

Better a banjo than bagpipes.

He’ll put it with his accordion and bagpipes