Monty by Jim Meddick for November 18, 2023

What history could you put into a time capsule that a future intelligent species might understand? We still have not fully comprehended the Mayan symbols. Same with the freeway graffiti locally.

Monty is the kind of impatient guy whose Christmas presents never made it to Christmas unopened.

These Hanes boxers still pass the sniff test.

That’s like saving something for your kids, but after you die,they have no use for it.

We bought a property that had a few holes near a central cedar tree. Found out from a neighbor that was where his nephew had buried a time capsule. I guess the nephew must have dug it up while the house was still unsold!

The No-Time-At-All Capsule

Monty’s a Rubiks Cube junky!!!!!!!! :)

Seems like it was buried very shallow. A hard rain probably would uncover it anyhow.

He should have buried Twinkies. I’ve heard they have an abnormally long shelf-life.

Our Monty is constitutionally unfit to try to leave a Time Capsule. He is too inseparably attached to items he purported to leave in the Time Capsule….

Lame, lame, lame,….