From an episode of PBS’ Soundstage (“Sixty Minutes to Kill,” featuring Martin Mull and Flo & Eddie, 1975): Top o’ th’ mornin’ to ye! I’m the little troll from your cereal bowl, here to tell y’ bout new SWEET STEAKS – little sugar-toasted, sugar-fortified, sugar-enriched bits o’ sugar! And moms, they’re protein-shaped; just like little burgers an’ weenies! Each serving has more food energy than forty-four pounds o’ calves liver! Just add fruit and milk, and you have all the nourishment of… fruit and milk!
allen@home about 1 year ago
Bet Calvin would like this cereal.
Ida No about 1 year ago
Vitamin fortified, and now with twice the caffeine.
Imagine about 1 year ago
If that doesn’t kill you, nothing will
Jean-Renaud about 1 year ago
Only the highest quality refined sucrose fortified with fructose and maltose!
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
I felt like that a few times long ago, but I don’t think a sugar cube caused it. More likely it was window pane.
txmystic about 1 year ago
pretty much on point…
jrankin1959 about 1 year ago
From an episode of PBS’ Soundstage (“Sixty Minutes to Kill,” featuring Martin Mull and Flo & Eddie, 1975): Top o’ th’ mornin’ to ye! I’m the little troll from your cereal bowl, here to tell y’ bout new SWEET STEAKS – little sugar-toasted, sugar-fortified, sugar-enriched bits o’ sugar! And moms, they’re protein-shaped; just like little burgers an’ weenies! Each serving has more food energy than forty-four pounds o’ calves liver! Just add fruit and milk, and you have all the nourishment of… fruit and milk!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Ha! Big bowl full of Truth in marketing.
T... about 1 year ago
IJBOL!…
T... about 1 year ago
And keep on laughing…
engine61 about 1 year ago
Chocolate covered sugar bombs