Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 09, 2023

My father’s brother (my uncle) literally drank himself to death.

If you want him to stop, just call it fire water.

A bit of ale, Frankie???

Husband has cirrhosis and dementia. I have to constantly remind him he isn’t supposed to drink.

“That’s OK doc, all parts are replaceable.”

…with ‘Frank’, it will just take a trip to the morgue for Igor.

That’s the happiest I’ve seen Frankie! Cheers! :)

Not to worry, Frankie, Dr Frankenstein will get you a new one! No problem.

Oh Frank, disease terrible news!!

The Monster never became a lush, Doc. No need to fear cirrhosis in his case, anyway; Viktor could always plug in a new liver, if Igor could snatch a fresh one….