Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 14, 2023

Sometimes “something something” does help with a song.

Just don’t sing about oranges.

Try to stick to a consistent meter.

i wonder if she’s on an FBI watch list, too?

Something something Leonard Bernstein?

At least it rhymes!

Se’s a poet and don’t know it!

Well, that went downhill fast! Must be the inspiration is wearing off.

She can’t perform jujitsu?! …I gotta think about whether I can keep reading…

And she throws up every time she eats fish stew

And I wouldn’t trust her to handle a Ginsu.

Marigold is trying really hard for sing something bad about Phoebe.