Save your sword swiping, Sir Knight! She’s swiping left!
Keep complaining and the dragon will be happy to get rid of her.
Where, oh, WHERE is the knight in shining armour from PETA or Pro Wildlife to say: “I’m here, dear dragon to save YOU from the shrew!”
Is he saving the dragon from the damsel?
Well darn, that lets me out. Heh, heh, heh.
Lady, you’re about to become dragon chow!
The dragon is ready to give her back.
Things don’t look for the self-centered princess.
Even the dragon is surprised and he kidnapped her
She and the dragon are old friends. They came up with this scheme to help her meet new men.
This definitely brings Shek to mind.
She never settles!
He has slain the dragon, has all of the treasure, and doesn’t need her. Let’s listen to her next tune.
Stop dragon his heart around.
It’s easier to find a dragon.
Princess Karen
She wants to see the dragon’s digestive tract.
Melania Trump
And the dragon is probably thinking “No, rescue her. Please!”
Poor dragon.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
syzygy47 12 months ago
Save your sword swiping, Sir Knight! She’s swiping left!
The Duke 12 months ago
Keep complaining and the dragon will be happy to get rid of her.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 12 months ago
Where, oh, WHERE is the knight in shining armour from PETA or Pro Wildlife to say: “I’m here, dear dragon to save YOU from the shrew!”
Jml58 12 months ago
Is he saving the dragon from the damsel?
cdward 12 months ago
Well darn, that lets me out. Heh, heh, heh.
SquidGamerGal 12 months ago
Lady, you’re about to become dragon chow!
bbbmorrell 12 months ago
The dragon is ready to give her back.
ladykat 12 months ago
Things don’t look for the self-centered princess.
bignatefantic2.0 12 months ago
Even the dragon is surprised and he kidnapped her
Ed The Red Premium Member 12 months ago
She and the dragon are old friends. They came up with this scheme to help her meet new men.
xSigoff Premium Member 12 months ago
This definitely brings Shek to mind.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
She never settles!
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
He has slain the dragon, has all of the treasure, and doesn’t need her. Let’s listen to her next tune.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Stop dragon his heart around.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
It’s easier to find a dragon.
JoshHere 12 months ago
Princess Karen
anomaly 12 months ago
She wants to see the dragon’s digestive tract.
jvscanlan Premium Member 12 months ago
Melania Trump
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 12 months ago
And the dragon is probably thinking “No, rescue her. Please!”
einarbt 12 months ago
Poor dragon.