Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for December 30, 2023

Early bird, catches the worm, Charlie Brown

If you think you’re confused now, Charlie Brown, watch out when you learn “cleave unto” and “cleave asunder”!

What was that first one again?

Next, they’ll tell him that he can lead a horse to water, but he can’t make it drink.

Cliche day?! Poor C.B.!

Always look before you leap year!

“I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

They’re out of sight CB. You can forget about them.

“Many hands make light work” but “ too many cooks spoil the broth”

“When encountering a friend having a problem, respond with a quote from Poor Richard’s Almanac. How long do you think it will be before your teeth are punched out?” (Textbook parody from National Lampoon )

Did they get An Aphorism A Day calendar?

“Great minds think alike.” “Fools seldom differ.”

Giving advice is like a walk in the cake—

-I mean a piece of park—-

AAARGH

The source of modern anxiety?

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

For every proverb there is an equal and opposite proverb.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but trees which put down roots do.