Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 20, 2023

The hams will have their turn come Easter.

Tony asked, about 10 hours ago

Cookin’ yet?

Yes – but not necessarily for USAsian Thanksgiving.

The turkey could alternate wearing t-shirts that read “Eat Mor Chikin” or “Eat More Beef.”

Pork! It’s not all dried out and chewy. The best turkey I ever had was in a Publix sub. It was loaded all the way with veggies and cheese and mayo and oil and vinegar. Next time I get one I’m gonna order a turkey sub, hold the turkey.

It didn’t work for Canadian Thanksgiving and it won’t work for Christmas!

Now, Now, Don’t be Chicken

Well it didn’t work so well with the cows and their ‘Eat more chikin’ signs.

That’s what a hunter might say with you wearing that white shirt…..

Sorry birdie…pork don’t cut it for me!