Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 31, 2023

Do they come with a free shot?

All of them will be worn on people’s heads.

Do you do rentals? I’ll only need for one night.

You won’t believe how hard it is to find lampshades, until you need one!

HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

I need some help with this

In all the parties I’ve attended in my 63 years of life, I’ve never seen someone getting drunk and then wearing a lampshade on their head. Maybe I’ve been attending the wrong parties

They have a reputation for shady business practices.

does anybody really do that?

I want something a little fancier, not like everyone else is wearing.

Is that like GB’s jumble sales?…

There is a next day return fee of twice the list price. And a couple service fees we haven’t thought of yet. Transport fee, toxic disposal fees…

Lampshades R Us!

It looks like it’s going to be a light sales night.