Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 24, 2023

Gaylord, it was a Black Friday sale

We never watch Miss anything, but dog shows? My wife watches reruns of last year’s dog shows. I only watch the terriers.

G@ylord isn’t a vulture; he’s a pig!!

Love that the telly is plugged in the tree stub and how it is fixed on top of it with these clawlike feet.

Everyone wants to watch a train wreck.

That reminds me of the joke that questions why the winners of Miss Universe are all from Earth…

When the LCD’s first came out, I wanted a 50" screen for my living room. I had an old upright piano to put it on and several chairs for folks to view it. But, the price was astronomical. I decided on getting an 85" screen, a video projector and using my audio system for the sound, It all cost me just $550, a thousand dollars cheaper than the big screen TV. Now those LCD’s can be gotten for much less that that.

Typical.

Miss Universe pageant, which is filing for bankruptcy, is now a showcase for social causes. Does anyone actually watch it anymore?

Somethings make a difference!

He’s checking out Miss Turkey.

Gaylord, you randy old buzzard! You should be ashamed. Besides, the “Miss Universe” show ain’t All That!

Except this year’s pagent has 2 men pretending to be women competing in it. Who wants to watch that?

for a buzzard – you can be quite a turkey sometimes Gaylord

Someone’s name is misleading