Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 04, 2023

Was ID theft easier to commit in the times R&R is set?

Someone get their hands on his Dinner’s Club card? Marshall Field’s use to call them plates.

Hopefully, Santa’s twins are good and not evil!

I remember my favorite Christmas Eve. Mom took me out on a strange errand and when we came home the base of our beautiful tree was covered with presents. I got a bike and a desk. And my uncle said to me he just saw Santa take off on his sleigh which was on our roof! I ran out and looked, but he had already gone! Such a wonderful memory!

Oh come now, everyone knows that Red should have started his letter with, ATTENTION: You sleigh warranty is about to expire……..

Our parents had to assure us that all those other Santas many of which looked quite pathetic were just his helpers. We were so gullible.

Red …… That wasn’t exactly what Rover meant ……. “BUT” …… it should get Santa’s attention …… :)

It’s a matter of subordinate clauses.

That gives me clause for thought.