When I was very young, I was warned about being bad and not getting presents but cinders. It was cinders in my warnings rather than coal. I always got the presents that I wanted, of course.
My favorite stocking stuffer was ashes and switches. Ashes from the Mount Saint Helens eruption in 1980, and a selection of switches from my local Radio Shack.
Calvinist1966 12 months ago
When I was very young, I was warned about being bad and not getting presents but cinders. It was cinders in my warnings rather than coal. I always got the presents that I wanted, of course.
John Wiley Premium Member 12 months ago
My favorite stocking stuffer was ashes and switches. Ashes from the Mount Saint Helens eruption in 1980, and a selection of switches from my local Radio Shack.
markkahler52 12 months ago
I don’t think I’d reveal EVERYTHING, Red…
Catfeet Premium Member 12 months ago
Too much information, Red!
robertdkrebs Premium Member 12 months ago
Yes Red, rigorous honesty is the best! But, a good balance might be a better path. BTW, Santa did ask about that. Ha
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 12 months ago
I loved to learn, and still do! But I breezed through high school and two college degrees!
flemmingo 12 months ago
If I were Red I don’t think bragging about my faults to Santa is the best way to get what you want for Christmas.
The Pro from Dover 12 months ago
But I’ll be a diamond someday
ladykat 12 months ago
I miss getting a Christmas stocking.
mymontana 12 months ago
Red…you’re the best !
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
“But I love my dog and take very good care of him. He is my best friend.” A guaranteed “good boy” from Santa.
stamps 12 months ago
I wonder if he’s found his brother’s Playboy magazines yet?
raybarb44 12 months ago
I wouldn’t go there myself. Just don’t lie to him if he asks……
bwswolf 12 months ago
I think your right ……. Rover ….. :)
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
Making an honest effort to be good would be better still.
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
Honesty will get you put on the naughty list.