Why, you young whippersnappers! When I was young, our phones were as big as our shirt pockets, not built into our heads like you have it. And had batteries that had to be charged. If they ran down, you couldn’t use them. It was archaic, I tell you.
Cut back to the present. When I was a kid, Mom never knew where I was or when I’d be home because I was completely out of touch. I could pick up a phone (if I was near one), turn the crank once and tell Beth (the operator) to connect me with her and I could tell her where I was. But usually, I’d be home by dinner time.
Mordock999 Premium Member 3 days ago
One day in the distant future, some young wise-acre is going to ridicule YOUR “advanced age,” Lu.
When that happens, remember this day………, ;-)
baskate_2000 3 days ago
Antique that I am, this makes me want to vomit.
bobbyferrel 3 days ago
Why, you young whippersnappers! When I was young, our phones were as big as our shirt pockets, not built into our heads like you have it. And had batteries that had to be charged. If they ran down, you couldn’t use them. It was archaic, I tell you.
Cut back to the present. When I was a kid, Mom never knew where I was or when I’d be home because I was completely out of touch. I could pick up a phone (if I was near one), turn the crank once and tell Beth (the operator) to connect me with her and I could tell her where I was. But usually, I’d be home by dinner time.
mistercatworks 2 days ago
You only get one “mildew kiss”.