WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 09, 2023

That, and the sex was dull.

And you might both be better off.

They don’t look happy about the divorce.

Lost another customer.. the price of being too good by a hair.

They’ve only been together this long because each though they could win the argument.

Marriage Counselor: A stranger you have to pay to listen to all your problems after you’ve bored all your friends.

My wife, who was two decades older than I, and I went to marriage counseling. After three therapy sessions, the therapist told us we were two people who should not be together.

So we broke up … with the therapist.

We were together another ten years before my wife died.

This sounds like something straight out of southern Oklahoma. Here we have the same couple marrying and divorcing each other several times, consecutively.