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God is only retired in the minds of those who choose to ignore Him and try to legislate him out of our lives. The truth is that God is as alive and active in the lives of people today as he ever was. Just because many of you choose to ignore God does not mean He does not exist.
Hugh B. Hayve - re: 401(K)
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Iām guessing youāre not an American. A 401(K) is a company-sponsored retirement plan, named after a section of the Internal Revenue (a.k.a. tax collection) code. Hereās the Wikipedia link: http://tinyurl.com/k6p79
I donāt have all the accounting/business degrees from all those top universities, but I knew clearly what the game plan was back when the politicians wanted everyone to be able to āinvestā (bailout) their Social Security money in the Stock Market.
He (or he) ā or even She (or she) ā can throw lighting bolts until eternity. I myself am armed with a string of four-letter lighting bolts to hurl at the 401k bogey men.
Iām not much into retirement when I learned the secret about how it is really spelled; āS U I C I D Eā. So I think Iāll work until my clients throw me off the porch. Iām 69 and look for another 30 years of productivity.
March 13, 1964; Kitty Genovese murdered on the street while 38 āwitnessesā do nothing during more than 1/2 hour assault by stabbing. New York times carries extensive articles for several weeks. Elton John referenced the āHeadlineā āGod is deadā in a song solidifying the phrase in popular culture. First attributed to Nietzsche.
My above post is still wrong. I asked a very knowledgeable professor about the events of the time today. I had always thought the reference was to the horrendous N.Y. murder in ā64. The 1966 āTimeā reference came from a group of theologians at the time who were causing a stir by suggesting that God was dead. Two unrelated events blurred together by time. That is the short version I learned today. I could have sworn it was the N.Y. Times. I was but a child at the time.
Not to come across as a pedantic always-must-be-right, but the Genovese murder was mischaracterized: rather, the ābystanders did nothingā bit was. I read an in-depth review, but a good start is Wikipedia, āKitty Genoveseā, if youāre interested.
Basically, if you wake up to a noise outside your sixth-floor window and see a couple outside the neighborhood bar, you assume theyāre drunk and go back to bed. Not āI didnāt want to get involved.ā
Dutchboy1 about 16 years ago
As if God is ever going to retire.
sappha58 about 16 years ago
Old myths never retire. They either fade to nothing or become the Ultimate Power of the Universe BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA koff
wndrwrthg about 16 years ago
Gods been retired since the sixth day.
HUMPHRIES about 16 years ago
wndrwrthg ;o)
iowaweav about 16 years ago
Dutchboy1 says:
As if God is ever going to retire.
The New York Times (Post?) retired him in 1964.
Hugh B. Hayve about 16 years ago
Hereās another comic mentioning that 401K thing againā¦it would probably be funnier if I knew what one of those is.
steverinoCT about 16 years ago
The New York Times (Post?) retired him in 1964.
Pace Elton John, it was Time Magazine:
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19660408,00.html
JonD17 about 16 years ago
wndrwrthg says:
Gods been retired since the sixth day.
Interesting thought WW. That will keep my mind occupied for the day.
LeonardWatson about 16 years ago
God is only retired in the minds of those who choose to ignore Him and try to legislate him out of our lives. The truth is that God is as alive and active in the lives of people today as he ever was. Just because many of you choose to ignore God does not mean He does not exist.
CoBass about 16 years ago
Hugh B. Hayve - re: 401(K) Ā Iām guessing youāre not an American. A 401(K) is a company-sponsored retirement plan, named after a section of the Internal Revenue (a.k.a. tax collection) code. Hereās the Wikipedia link: http://tinyurl.com/k6p79
danielsangeo about 16 years ago
Isnāt this Thorās job, really?
cleokaya about 16 years ago
Oh, Oh! As if things werenāt bad enough. Now God is angry. This explains one thing though. Now we know where the collection plate money goes
anne.commenator about 16 years ago
I donāt have all the accounting/business degrees from all those top universities, but I knew clearly what the game plan was back when the politicians wanted everyone to be able to āinvestā (bailout) their Social Security money in the Stock Market.
MamaTaney about 16 years ago
Doctortoon: Perhaps this God/Zeus/Jupiter/Thor is just a wonderful blending of various faiths & beliefs. All heās missing now is his yarmulke. ;)
alondra about 16 years ago
As usual, LeonardWatson hit it spot on. Oh yeah, donāt say spot on, someone didnāt like that term. Make that he was right.
lazygrazer about 16 years ago
Whoa, Godā¦.most of us invested way more than just 6 work days towards OUR retirement plan.
treered about 16 years ago
more likely the report on what weāve been doing in his nameā¦.
Wildmustang1262 about 16 years ago
Which one Zeus or Thor whom was angry and throwing lightening bolts?
BirishB about 16 years ago
He (or he) ā or even She (or she) ā can throw lighting bolts until eternity. I myself am armed with a string of four-letter lighting bolts to hurl at the 401k bogey men.
miknik about 16 years ago
Iām not much into retirement when I learned the secret about how it is really spelled; āS U I C I D Eā. So I think Iāll work until my clients throw me off the porch. Iām 69 and look for another 30 years of productivity.
JonD17 about 16 years ago
Leonard Watso, You put too much of your own thinking into otherās statments.
iowaweav about 16 years ago
March 13, 1964; Kitty Genovese murdered on the street while 38 āwitnessesā do nothing during more than 1/2 hour assault by stabbing. New York times carries extensive articles for several weeks. Elton John referenced the āHeadlineā āGod is deadā in a song solidifying the phrase in popular culture. First attributed to Nietzsche.
iowaweav about 16 years ago
My above post is still wrong. I asked a very knowledgeable professor about the events of the time today. I had always thought the reference was to the horrendous N.Y. murder in ā64. The 1966 āTimeā reference came from a group of theologians at the time who were causing a stir by suggesting that God was dead. Two unrelated events blurred together by time. That is the short version I learned today. I could have sworn it was the N.Y. Times. I was but a child at the time.
steverinoCT about 16 years ago
Not to come across as a pedantic always-must-be-right, but the Genovese murder was mischaracterized: rather, the ābystanders did nothingā bit was. I read an in-depth review, but a good start is Wikipedia, āKitty Genoveseā, if youāre interested.
Basically, if you wake up to a noise outside your sixth-floor window and see a couple outside the neighborhood bar, you assume theyāre drunk and go back to bed. Not āI didnāt want to get involved.ā