Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 31, 2009

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    iowaweav  almost 16 years ago

    They are about to have the first wardrobe malfunction…ala family style.

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    cleokaya  almost 16 years ago

    Honey…you’re the apple of my eye. Let us go forth and procreate.

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    cleokaya  almost 16 years ago

    ADAM…EVE…NAKED! BLAME IT ALL ON SNAKE. STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. PAGE 5.

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    KingRat  almost 16 years ago

    cleokaya says: ADAM…EVE…NAKED! BLAME IT ALL ON SNAKE. STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. PAGE 5.

    shouldn’t that be page 3?

    also is the hand of god pointing them out of the garden or getting ready to flick them out.

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    JonD17  almost 16 years ago

    looks like the old Carom shot pose of God’s hand to me King Rat.

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    pima0101  almost 16 years ago

    If that isn’t top headline what is…Extra Extra “Adam names ugly water creature Playtpus”

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    pima0101  almost 16 years ago

    Oops spelled it wrong, should be platypus.

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    Allan CB Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    dramatic change from yesterdays! Wowsers.

    I like this one, and I think God is pointing, but, His finger is tensed up to flick Adam and Eve the rest of the way out if He thinks they are not going fast enough …

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    skipper1  almost 16 years ago

    Fel off my chair on this one…

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    twright64  almost 16 years ago

    US election ‘08 - the DEATH of the news industry

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    hi9  almost 16 years ago

    Someone once said (and I paraphrase): fictional evil is exciting while fictional good is boring; but in real life, good is plenty exciting, while actual evil is anything but….

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    doctortoon says:

    I thought God removed them from the garden in his Plymouth. The Bible says he drove them out in his Fury.

    ~Rim shot for you, doc!

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    marvee  almost 16 years ago

    Kaye Jeltema, I love that thought. It’s rather like the broad path vs. the narrow path. What looks most appealing may not actually be so great.

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    lazygrazer  almost 16 years ago

    This got me to thinking….

    Original man could have no concept of ‘good’ without something just the opposite to compare it to….it’s mathematically impossible. So I’m betting God Himself covertly arranged mankind’s sudden knowledge of ‘Good and Evil’ just to look Good.

    I really like the way my theory gets me off the hook! :D

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    wndrwrthg  almost 16 years ago

    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 16 years ago

    Boot Adam and Eve out of the Eden!

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    MikeBx  almost 16 years ago

    “I thought God removed them from the garden in his Plymouth. The Bible says he drove them out in his Fury.”

    Isn’t that in The Reduced Shakespeare Company’s “The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged): The Greatest Story Ever Accepted as True”?

    NOTE: If you’ve never seen or heard any of the RSC’s work, It is well worth hunting it up.

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    Anberlinian  over 15 years ago

    grazer, you’re a dumba**!

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