Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 31, 2009

They are about to have the first wardrobe malfunction…ala family style.

Honey…you’re the apple of my eye. Let us go forth and procreate.

ADAM…EVE…NAKED! BLAME IT ALL ON SNAKE. STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. PAGE 5.

cleokaya says: ADAM…EVE…NAKED! BLAME IT ALL ON SNAKE. STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. PAGE 5.

shouldn’t that be page 3?

also is the hand of god pointing them out of the garden or getting ready to flick them out.

looks like the old Carom shot pose of God’s hand to me King Rat.

If that isn’t top headline what is…Extra Extra “Adam names ugly water creature Playtpus”

Oops spelled it wrong, should be platypus.

dramatic change from yesterdays! Wowsers.

I like this one, and I think God is pointing, but, His finger is tensed up to flick Adam and Eve the rest of the way out if He thinks they are not going fast enough …

Fel off my chair on this one…

US election ‘08 - the DEATH of the news industry

Someone once said (and I paraphrase): fictional evil is exciting while fictional good is boring; but in real life, good is plenty exciting, while actual evil is anything but….

doctortoon says:

I thought God removed them from the garden in his Plymouth. The Bible says he drove them out in his Fury.

~Rim shot for you, doc!

Kaye Jeltema, I love that thought. It’s rather like the broad path vs. the narrow path. What looks most appealing may not actually be so great.

This got me to thinking….

Original man could have no concept of ‘good’ without something just the opposite to compare it to….it’s mathematically impossible. So I’m betting God Himself covertly arranged mankind’s sudden knowledge of ‘Good and Evil’ just to look Good.

I really like the way my theory gets me off the hook! :D

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Boot Adam and Eve out of the Eden!

“I thought God removed them from the garden in his Plymouth. The Bible says he drove them out in his Fury.”

Isn’t that in The Reduced Shakespeare Company’s “The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged): The Greatest Story Ever Accepted as True”?

NOTE: If you’ve never seen or heard any of the RSC’s work, It is well worth hunting it up.

grazer, you’re a dumba**!