Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2009

Jackson Pollock discovers his style.

1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.

He may wish he had a longer handle. I think he’s going to become part of his artistic expression.

And now I’ll play The Bells of St. Mary’s … . .squeak, squeak, squeak

I hope he has a smaller hammer for the intricate detail.

A Smashing Success!

i think he has it planned. he’s wearing a robe and what looks like a pillow case over his head. which may become part of the art display.

SPLAT!!

Using the “vegamatic”.

It’s all in the wrist.

I think the “pillow case” is actually a blindfold.

Gallagher’s ”Sledge-O-Matic”

ill buy the painting need some decor for my apartment! maybe some painters got started that way?

Genius: Inspiration 1%, percussion 99%.

I’m so glad Mr. Miller decided to be subtle on the size of the hammer….

He’s definately into impressionism.

That guy is slow to realize his sorriness for that act which he is about to perform.

JAD,

I take it those abstract/non-objective artists (and I use the term loosely) who started with realistic art, failed miserably and moved on to the abstract to avoid getting a real job.

I own number of works, by both Canadian and American artists and none of them resemble cans of paint splattered on a canvas.

So… if this were Harry Potter, would he be infected with splattergroit?

Will it be for sale at Hammer Galleries?

pouncingtiger, great reference!

He could always try the paintball gun method.

And they’ll STILL call it “art” ! Go figure!

… and that’s how Cubism was invented.

Bmonk: LOL.

After painting my house interior, the tee-shirt I wore for most of it (not wanting to ruin more than one shirt) looked like an Impressionistic landscape.

Hammering out a solution.

I’m whit u Bob Wells…

thats why I hate abstract art