Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2009

WHOOOOSE sacrifice?

I hear tell, it is intended for people to be sacrificed for health care reduction costs.

I might have a better idea. Let’s sacrifice congress and lobyists.

Typical top management - “their” sacrifices always affect others more than them.

There is still one chair in that office too many.

Or, is the guy in the chair that is redundant?

where are the stairs to the helo pad?

re a couple of days ago; shadowriter, an AK47 is a Kalashnikov. the AC47 is Puff the Magic Dragon.

Nice rug.

durtclaw said

Government health care, Ja Ja Adolf, und ve haf volunteers

okaaaayyy… Ya know, most of the cuisine-challenged bridge substructure symbionts at least pretend that their gonzo rantings are slightly relevant to the comic whose comments they befoul…

pls no political comments here….it just bugs me, lol treered

treeredasked: ”Where are the stairs to the Helopad?” ANSWER: PLEASE! Stairs are for Middle Management and under. Go to the bar and pull the Second wine bottle from the LEFT TOWARD you(Yes, like a beer tap) this allows the panel with the Portrait on it to slide sideways to reveal the secret ELEVATOR CAR (lift) that takes you 1/2 a floor to the roof and the Helipad. - That also explains why the CEO had to cut Healthcare and 450 jobs from their budget (Don’t worry folks, they were just on paper for the IRS audit anyway!)

………..Now thats aFUNNY JOKE right there!!!

so they sacrificed color?

I hope people aren’t about to consider that this replicates the oval office. The scenery out the window has it entirely too high to be anything on Penn Avenue. Incidentally, I have to agree with TheDoctortheoneonlya… that IS a good one;)

See?—it’s not as easy being a multi-billionaire as one might think.

A chair, a chair, my kingdom for a chair!

What…”no political comments here”?

The comic IS a political comment!

no need for a chair to sip cocktails, hence the well-appointed bar…

They can’t afford to lay him off–golden parachute…

not to be nasty or anything, but… would that some of the “golden parachutes” were made out of real gold - and the execs getting them had to use them first, before they were allowed to keep them. (if they survived the drop)

Well, at least one judge is paying attention.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/steffy/6626409.html#

The money saved is in an off-shore account.

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

Survival of the fattest.

Anyone who posts a reference to “Adolf” should see Tom the Dancing Bug from last week.

He gave himself a raise, I bet. I’m sure he sold the chairs to a health insurance company. They are rolling in dough. They make money by rationing health care, covering only the healthy, and basically getting between us and our doctors…..

Imagine if he’d had a budget increase, then he’d go the opposite way and get a larger chair to make his subordinate even more insignificant. That’s power for you…

Welcome to “The Dept. of Redundancy Department”……

Hahahahaha!

I mean…

Why do you hate America, you Commie pinko fascist Nazi?!?

Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.