Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2009

And later, they all stood around his casket saying, “now that’s a real man!”

Actually, I think they would just say, there is the newest Darwin awardee

Look mom, no hands!

Hey Clyde, y’all gots ta see this stu……….

But that doesn’t happen to a real man

Give me a match, I can’t see where the gas is coming from

Women outlive men because they marry men, but men marry women!!!

Right next to the one that says “Hold my beer…watch this!”

@glsighting; it has been well documented that married men live longer than single men; maybe because they aren’t trying to do stupid things to “impress” a potential mate?

There’s nothng wrong with this soup….

Men are raised by, and learn from, their mothers.

What if it’s just a comment on how to die like a man?

I think most men are just nagged to death…and they want to leave early.

I did it MY way

“Why call an expensive electrician when a cheap screwdriver can do the very same th….”

“Look, it’s easy… it’s only 2 screws…” (4 hours later, still trying to repair the damage done :)

mllamm: We just had a homebuyer complain about a water leak in his new home - turns out he punctured the line himself when he hung a picture on the wall with screws. Could just as easily been an electrical line as the water line….

Avolunteer, are you sure it doesn’t just seem longer?

At a small lake in Florida; “Hey, come on in the water’s fi…

Of course I know what I’m doing…

Anybody can fix a roof….

read the instructions? no one reads the instructions.

….he lets his wife drive him there…..

I’m not worried about this riptide, I’m a strong swi….

a real man dies once a coward dies a thousand times…he must have gone out with a bang!

The stupid things are fun, but personally, I prefer to be the voice of poor reasoning. It is funnier when it happens to someone else.

“Don’t worry! What can possibly go wro…”

Feminist? Yes. Funny? Certainly

Being a man, I like to think we go out in a blaze of glory

heh, if there were a nonironic Darwin award, then I’d give it to the person who won the river bet: but only if he/she got the $5 from the deceased!

“Yes, Honey; I set the emergency bra…”

@treered - see

http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/09/30/862-fifteen/comment-page-1/#comment-83334

@Reynard61: the emergency bra? That’s just asking for trouble. (:1) I’m starting to think women outlive men because they goad and nag men into doing the more dangerous things… XD

OldHipster said

I work for the Government, I understand what you are going through. However, you have to fill out these forms………….

That one’s a little less funny than it might have been, with the recent news from Kentucky.