Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 20, 2023

Not true. It is attached to a most majestic creature.

The question is, is it brown because that’s it’s natural color, or because it’s Maybelline?

Except maybe the crappy smell. Must be trying to get good with Santa again.

Any school boy would snicker at this cartoon and know the vulgar parody.

Really?

Yeah, let’s take this Christmas excitement down a few notches. Next: we look at the Christmas tree with no directions for a few hours.

But Blitzen is as fast as lightning.

He was always sucking up to Santa, so there’s that.

The reindeer in front of him always pooh in mid-flight.

That’s a lovely rack. Hold still. I’ve got some clothes to dry! :)

My dad always sang the song, “Randolph the Rude Nosed Red Deer”.

HA! Rolls off the tongue.