UFO by Graham Harrop for November 25, 2023

Well if it isn’t little Sazbing sunshine.

Put a cork in his hole.

Wait…explain more of this “Eat, Drink and Be Merry” thing that you say!

Is there a planet out there where everyone gets along?

That’s from an opera or an operetta. My father used to sing it to me. I wish I could remember where it’s from

Now we finally know the fate of The Town Cryer. DEATH!! At around 2:30 in the morning, to be precise.

When did she change her name?…

Let’s see, he lives two holes and one panel away, she’ll never get him…