Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 03, 2023

It was only seasonal work anyway.

It’s definitely a growing problem up North!!!

Wooden toys just aren’t as popular as they once were.

Why are gift cards considered less tacky and lazy than giving cash?

Longest line of the shortest people

They might end up on W"elf"are.

They’ll be left out in the Cold!

Safeway in the USA is the largest seller of gift cards down there. Kroger-Jewel is a close second.

Now they all realize that that Hermie getting his dentistry license wasn’t so silly after all.

Gift cards are the pits. I think businesses sell them with the expectation they’ll never be used. (kinda like gym memberships)

I fondly look back on the days when I was still carded. ✺◟(•‿•)◞✺

What’s the next best job choice for an elf? Shoemaker?

“If you ever get annoyed,

Look at me: I’m elf employed.

I love to work at nothing all day."