Harley by Dan Thompson for December 02, 2023

I knew that Daisy was too good to be true.

Excellent candidate for a CPAP machine. (Continuous Positive Airway Pressure)

My wife and I are perfect together. She has a rather loud snore in deep sleep. I am totally deaf.

This will seem strange to some of you sufferers, but I find the sound of snoring relaxing. It will lull me to sleep.

When suddenly beside me there came such a roar…

This reminds me of a meme I saw recently, and made me laugh.

When a person snores: “If I smother them to death with this pillow, I can be free of this wretched sound”

When my dog snores: “Dream beautiful dreams, my peaceful little muffin. Your snores are the music of the Angels”

My Dad and our dog once got into synchronized snoring; when one exhaled, the other inhaled, leading to a continuous buzz saw sound (the dog snored louder than Dad did.) Mom dug her elbow into Dad’s rib, in their bedroom, and I threw a pair of balled up socks into the hall where the dog was sleeping.

I like the cats expression.

Sew a tennis ball into the back of her jammies—that’ll make her roll over. I am just happy to see Harley and Daisy together—the perfect pair.

Years ago, my mom and I went on an Aegean cruise (Greek Islands). One night, I’m sleeping soundly (on my back), when my mom woke me up to tell me I’m snoring. I was half-asleep, so I just said “sorry”, turned to a side and fell back asleep. I still remember the shocked expression on her face.

We lived together for decades, and she’s just realizing that right then and there?

Why is Harley sleeping with his MAMA! Isn’t that illegal?

She snores in four part harmony.