Lola by Todd Clark for December 23, 2023

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    Purple People Eater  about 1 year ago

    The Pearly Gates? I thought she was more worried bout being on Santa’s naughty list.

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    EMGULS79  about 1 year ago

    It’s not about being a good person, Lola….Ephesians 2:8.

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    Is like a melody Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Lola’s still worried about whether she’s good enough for SANTA. Maybe she should hang up a smallish stocking, so she doesn’t appear greedy.

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    raptor  about 1 year ago

    Actually, as some religions believe, there are 3 options – Purgatory, which is the state of those who die in God’s friendship, assured of their eternal salvation, but who still have need of purification to enter into the happiness of heaven.

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 year ago

    Lola will get in. Despite her faults, she has a big heart. Each and every one of us has faults. The last perfect person was crucified almost 2000 years ago, and I do not see stigmata in anyone else’s wrists or ankles.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    I’ve been told that there’s sort of a low-rent option.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    It used to be called purgatory, but I think that’s Earth.

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    prrdh  about 1 year ago

    Lola, join a universalist church and be done with it.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 1 year ago

    Not to worry Lola, on your way out.. just say your sorry. And in case you go while sleeping perhaps a note in your PJ’s. It’s those other faiths that judge you on what kind of a person you were to determine what you’re being reincarnated as, next time around.

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    wildlandwaters  almost 1 year ago

    I thought she was concerned more about what Santa thought about her!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 1 year ago

    As an atheist, I’m not particularly worried about an afterlife, and the only judgements I care about are those of the people who I care for and who care for me. No interest in the judgement of any mythological supernatural entity.

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