Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 11, 2023

The packaging looks like how I ship stuff. Don’t fail me now tape.

They didn’t say anything about not eating the reindeer and Sterling does have red hair… enough to guide his sleigh tonight.

What does “can I try an elf” even mean?

Not sure they bothered with return postage.

Or, we could all take a positive, slightly in denial view as to what “Can I try an elf” means. Try to take a picture of an elf. Yea. Love postman’s expression.

This is so what an older sibling would do..!

I bet Sterling bit Rudolph’s nose too

I don’t see any breathing holes in the box.

A little ride might be just the thing for Sterling. Sitting back on his home steps for an hour or so might build character…nah…how do you spell “relief”?

Don’t pull Santa’s beard, either, Sterling.

Looks like there’s $12 worth of stamps on that box.

True fact: back in the day (from 1913 to 1915 in the US), people used to actually mail their kids. Parents would put stamps and a tag with the address on the child’s coat and send them off to grandma, in the care of the people who handled mail. Google “people used to mail their children.”

Sterling should be dressed like an elf to infiltrate the toy factory.

solid plan

Wonder what the shipping cost is. I sent a $9.99 box of chocolates from Edmonton to Duncan BC the other day. The sleeve (second size up from the smallest) $2.00 the shipping $24.00 then GST for just under $30.00 Sheesh, highway robbery.

Edit: funny thing if you put xx behind the value as in 2. xx with a $ sign in front GoComics removes the value.

Stay away from the elves. Instant sugar shock.

Naughty list Worthy.

There were a few cases of people mailing children in the early days of parcel post. https >

I have great hopes for Sterling! Presuming that he survives the initial apocalyptic event, I see him doing quite well, especially with his non-discriminatory omnivorous habits.

Eating elves is just very bad form indeed. Definitely land you on Santa’s naughty list…..

Is it me or does the mailperson look like a turtle?

Or as we say in D&D “Whats in the box?” In this case you don’t want to know.