Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 25, 2023

3,650 strike-outs.

One time I was 11 years old.

LMAO!!!!!!

I just saw a short video with that theme. A crowd is standing, in scrubs, outside a large brick building. A guy comes out in front of them and yells, “Who are you?” The crowd roars back, “We’re doctors!” he then hold up an apple and everyone runs away.

An apple a day will keep everyone away, if you throw it hard enough…..

She saw his med grad scores.

Only one?…..

I eat two apples. One to keep away a G.P. and another to avoid a specialist. :)

“What’s up, Doc? Sounds like you have “Apple-plexie” or something!" – spoken in my best imitation of Bugs Bunny

He and Rodney should move in together after the divorce and have nose battles.

Merry Christmas to all of you and all your loved ones.

Far healthier than taking medicine for a headache. Kind of your own fault though courting her under the apple tree and striking out.

Makes me think of the Vargas pinup with the Sweet Young Thing stretched out, holding an apple with a bite out of it over her head saying “Well, I think we’ve disproved THAT silly old saying, haven’t we, Doctor!”