The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for December 11, 2023

No picture, just a tiny blue square with a ? in the middle.

Well, Jesus rode on a donkey or something back then, so it would make sense that he would drive SOMETHING if he were here today. Since Jesus is a modest guy, I would guess a Toyota Corolla. Not a Hummer!

As is written a Fury. “He drove them away in his fury.”

Consider the duck-billed platypus and tell me the almighty (if s/he exists) doesn’t have a sense of humour.

Jesus would drive something with Rich Corinthian Leather

Of course God has a sense of humor! He made me! And he put me with a family with the same kind of humor! As for what would Jesus drive? Not sure…he might be out on a street corner preaching, going to the pub, or even to one of the churches to criticize their religion! Who knows?

Heathens. The Bible tells us that Jesus drove a Honda, he just didn’t talk about it. John 12:49: “For I do no speak of my own Accord.”

Dear Lennie,I never saw the original comic, but it sounds really funny. I’m not in the least bit offended and please count me as delighted. Keep up the great work. ☺️

Jesus was amazingly charismatic and I doubt people would have flocked to a dour and glum Gus.