Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 07, 2024

Candied meat?

That ought to be an oxymoron.

Sounds like the only tasty thing on the menu is the Xbox controller.

Cookies, pizza, subs and ice cream sandwiches. Why am I suddenly hungry?

Had I known about it, I’d have passed on that ice cream sandwich.

Baking cookies in a car in Texas! I’ve heard something about their power service not being dependable, so I guess, maybe, use the car’s dash… Only in Texas you say!

i hear Oscar Meyer still has most of those ice cream sandwiches

I’ve only been to a subway once. The girl serving me didn’t know what a BLT was and when I explained it she said she didn’t have that recipe so she couldn’t do it!

No thank you to all of the above.

Used to be a chain around here called BLIMPIE; they made sandwiches large enough to feed a family of four [or in my case one very hungry teen-ager]. Subway sandwiches, by comparison, were only a third as large and cost as much.

That car smells so good.

Did anyone REALLY change his or her first name to Subway?!?

The closest I’ve had is a secondhand computer game box that smelled like bacon. Old plastic chemicals, perhaps?

Who’s been biting into my Xbox controller?

yeah that hot dog ice cream thing makes me feel ill…so do the ingredients in highly processed “meats” like all oscar Meyer stuff…

I live in Texas and I believe the cookie trick. It got up to 115* where I’m at.