FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 16, 2024

ONE earplug? That wouldn’t do you much good. It would only reduce the volume by 3 dB.

Not even that much. The one earplug has finite attenuation, I would guess less than 6db.

A total earectomy is needed to remove her and backsh!tbozos noise from your sky jason!

I don’t see that autographed photo surviving for long.

I wonder if I can make it to the bathroom for cotton balls before my ears break.

Yep, I think it’s time to unleash the dinosaur…

Cue Quincy!

A few years ago, we were in a nearby town – where Donnie Wahlburg lives – and decided to try the Wahlburgers place that had just opened. As it happened (and we, having musical taste, had no idea until we got there), the next day was a come-back concert by the New Kids. It was wall-to-wall 40-something women.

The food? A 2-star burger at a 4.5-star price. So, better than than the band, but not getting a second visit.

Sk sweet. She will find it in a dusty box someday and laugh.

I remember this strip from its first run. I imagined if a boy band threw in a fangirl song on an album.

I like the photo of the Backsync Boys in panel 3.