Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 27, 2023

Households are democracies generally only if you have a well-paying job. Which means they’re closer to plutocracies. So, Kevin, your best choice is to either get adopted by a dwarf planet, or by Disney™.

Your hair is just orange enough….

Well, Kevin isn’t exactly a source of balance. (Also, see yesterday’s comic). And he doesn’t have the kinds of high dollar value checks required for some politicians.

It doesn’t matter who you vote for anyways, they’ll just mess things up.

You know, you could, um… STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!!

I miss the voting machines where you actually got to pull the lever

Kevin only needs to out vote his family members. His odds are 4 to 1.

As long as your parents write the checks, you won’t have balance, Kevin.

When you’re old enough to change the house rules perhaps you’ll understand them better. Or not.

Just because the scales are not “balanced” in your favor, doesn’t mean they don’t exit, Kevin.