Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2023

Eb looks pretty good for having been hit by a bus.

It’s true. If you look pass the sappy music, all heroes in a romantic movie are stalkers.

One thing I absolutely do not miss about dating, haven’t watched Lifetime, Oxygen, or the Hallmark channels for years!

Why yes of course. Always double checks. Let him has it again.

Yup, Rip is a obliging sorta fella!!!

Wait…Hallmark doesn’t allow fisticuffs…well maybe they should.

Rip is asking TNT to ‘tie up’ a bunch of people? Was TNT a Dog Scout?

Yes, please do!

Make it a baker’s dozen.

Noel, if you really want to have a happy ending, just have Rip kick him between the legs

All well and good, but how many Hallmark movie male leads look THAT much like Neil Young?

(Sort-of real question. I don’t usually partake in Christmas romantic comedies myself.)

Wait. It’s Xmas eve, shouldn’t that sound effect read “ka-kringle”?

KA-HAPPY ENDING!

Anyone who thinks that life should be like a Hallmark movie has got to be really messed up.

ka-sideburns

“Takes a licking and keeps on ticking…”

By time he wakes up, the movie will be over and he will be featuring in a remake of “The Green Mile”.

She’s making a list, and, checking it twice. Knows who’s naughty and nice. Noel is coming back to town.