Monty by Jim Meddick for December 21, 2023

Generally the bird highest in (or at the top of) the tree, is at the top of the pecking order or “ruler” of the territory.

Leave him be. This is the only time of year he gets to nest in a tree indoors.

Doves are pigeons! I just learned that.

Where’s the other turtle dove you sick twisted freak?

I see no peace.

Same thing that happened to dove of peace in Ukraine and Israel.

Was he playing riffraff music?

It must have been pigeon a fit.

Peace has seen better days.

Moondog should get a pear tree for Pilsner the parrot (not exactly the song/close enough).

Thankyou my love for the 12 days of Christmas, gifts. The Partridge was delicious.

Just this week, someone brought home a tree and, a few days later, found an owlet living in it. (nbcnewyorkDOTcom/news/national-international/family-finds-owl-living-inside-fully-decorated-christmas-tree-in-living-room/4965958/)

It’s not “your” tree, Pilsner! Now you owe Mooney for the ornament as well as damages for emotional distress!