Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 25, 2023

I’v already gained 6 pounds this month, with two huge meals, lots of leftovers, and a ton of cookies, pies, and ice cream in my immediate future. It’ll take me ’til next December to lose all that.

I would like someone to fix that for me.

Just how do you think Santa got to his currant girth?

No, you are becoming a human being, Son.

Merry Christmas all!

..truth..