B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 16, 2008

I Laughed Out Loud at this, but it has me wondering what Peter meant by “make sure you destroy the evidence”?

Why does the world hate fruitcake? I LOVE fruitcake! It’s discrimination, I tell you!

Now plum pudding, THAT’S disgusting.

(Note to Net1360: Could it be that he thinks the only reason to give the Fat Broad a fruitcake is to poison her? Think that might be it? Ya think?)

They make excellent paperweights…

and a spare wheel

doctortoon says:

I avoid fruitcake on the basis of ‘you are what you eat’.

Why does everyone say this? Only cannibals “are what they eat.” ;-)

Some fruitcakes taste really yummy. Some taste like syrupy pondscum.

I only eat my Mother’s fruitcake….and that’s a matter of self-preservation. (Plus all the brandy we soak it with definetly adds a bit of a ‘zing’)