Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 21, 2024

“Thank you, Ed from Centerville.”

And you can bet that the Jets will once again be screwed from getting a big name quarterback in the upcoming draft. This is why they need to trade that big crybaby Zach Wilson RIGHT NOW!

If that’s so, Tank; then why do some teams find sour cream instead?

Essential for sportscasters. There are only so many sports metaphors available, so they have to mix them up!

Jordan Love was great in two games. Beat Da Bears, then trounced the Cowboys. Then he threw a pick, and the 49ers move on.

What’s a sportscaster without mixed metaphors?

“Norts Spews!”

If football players played as poorly as most announcers speak, they’s all be back in Pop Warner.

What about no string quarterbacks not even in the jar? Flacco anyone?

In a septic tank, guess what else rises to the top.

The 49ers had a second string QB behind Steve DeBerg. DeBerg was having a bad day, down 35 – 7 to the Saints. Coach Waskh put in the second stringer. 49ers 38, Saints 35. That second stringer was a kid named Montana. Steve DeBerg never started a game for the 49ers ever again. Same team, a few years later, the 9ers drafted Trey Lance #1 and he promptly had a season ending injury and Jimmy G played the rest of the year. Then in 2022 the 49ers, with the last pick in the draft, get a QB who they thought was going to be #3 on their depth chart. Lance got another season ending injury and a few games in Jimmy G got injured as well. The 9ers put in their third string guy. Somebody named Purdy. He’s been Purdy good the last two years.

Now I want jelly beans!

I think Brady became a starter when somebody got injured