Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 30, 2023

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do …

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    He should’ve asked Shrinking Violet

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Or a Venus Flytrap!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    He always loved me.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago

    With 13 petals she should love him, unless he started with “she loves me not”.

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    geese28  10 months ago

    Sue him for….floral assault?

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    EmmettWayne  10 months ago

    I go to pieces (old Patsy Cline song). Or maybe the old song, “Charlie Brown” (why’s everybody always picking on me?).

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    He’ll be okay because he’s a plucky guy.

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