Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 03, 2024

I haven’t laughed this hard at Nancy in awhile. Will Fritzi ever learn to watch what she says?

Just think, in a hundred years Fritzi will have saved a whole tube.

Are there two bathrooms? The first one with the yellow wall where Nancy threw away the half empty tube. And then the second bathroom with the blue wall.

But how did Fritzi walk into the blue bathroom without opening the bathroom door? If she had opened the door wouldn’t the toothpaste just have fallen onto the floor instead of getting squeezed at the top?

This may upset her at first, but at least it’ll give her coat a nice shine.

I remember in my younger days I would take pliers and squeeze out that last little glob of tooth paste. My mother would always tell me " waste not, want not."

I also make a real effort to squeeze out the last.

Maybe the Eagles could help Fritzi out here, with some lines from their song “Frail Grasp on the Big Picture” (my favorite newer one of theirs):

“And all your romantic liaisons

don’t deal with eternal questions like …

‘Who left the cap off the freakin’ toothpaste?’

‘Whose turn to take the garbage out?’"