Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2024

Who could it be? The Highwayman? Po Po Kitty and Deputy Rowdie? Baby Fireball?

Well his name ISN’T Sweet Molly McButter…

The plot thickens…….

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions

Hi, Mom.

Oh, the suspense!

Your name isn’t Sweet Molly McButter.

Does this particular shark look as if a pod of orcas has gotten to it?

…fans, tune in tomorrow when we’ll see what this nasty mess looks like.

Bite off more than you can chew?

KA-MESSY!

It’s Jenkins, isn’t it?