Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 05, 2024

That’s the only art degree I would ever be able to get.

Amazing what you can do with glitter, school glue, and ice cream sticks!!!!

When I make dinner the paper always gets soggy.

Cheese sold and melted separately!

You completely skipped over the trace your hand step? The foundational flour and water paste ratios?

That class should be taught by a kindergartner.

That can’t be any worse than the stuff I’ve seen in art museums.

It is tricky knowing how much glue to use to hold the macaroni. That can take about 3 years to properly learn.

And sign up for my next semester class: Unfine Art 102 – “Painting on Velvet”

Works for me! You end up with a degree and lunch.

Please do not be condescending to University-level art education. Before these demonstrations, there would be a full lecture on macaroni art, which can be traced back to the Yuan Dynasty in China. A separate set of readings would flesh out the development of construction paper from ancient papyrus to NASA-developed space fans for cooling.

(I’m only partly kidding. What the public might see of an art program at an exhibit really is just the tip of the educational iceberg.)

Nice outfit, professor.

My preferred medium is rotini.

He also teaches the Bachelor of Farts classes.

I wanted to take a jewelry making class – macaroni made into necklaces.

Those pictures pretty much represent my drawing skills.