Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 18, 2024

He’s practicing reiki

Hawthorne being Hawthorne. . . He’s the curmudgeon crab. ;-D

Just what is it that holds you back from eating that little jerk, Sherman?

And H is messing up his OWN garden!!

It’s not going to work, you should just throw the Tao’l in

Leave him alone, Sherman.

Face it, Hawthorne, Zen gardening just isn’t for you if you’re gonna be that way to Sherman.

No zen for you, Hawthorne.

Buy a tractor with GPS steering and form hundreds of yards of perfectly straight rows.

What is the sound of one fin flapping.

Zen gardens are beautiful and fun to make, but I always get frustrated, just like Fillmore, when they get messed up! haha! So they’re not very “zenny” for me. Also, couldn’t Sherman have just swam over to the rock?? He wouldn’t have ruined the lines then.

Why does anyone keep around that little narcissist who tries to run everyone’s life, sabotage and derail people’s plans, give bad advice, tale bearing, backstabbing and acting superior to everyone around, gaslighting and love-bombing the people who would take a bullet for them? I shook the dust off of my sandals when I left a group of really unhealthy people who behaved this way recently and I haven’t looked back. Obviously I still haven’t shaken the feeling of confusion and betrayal or I wouldn’t be writing this but I offer support to anyone who wants to get free. Do it!

Tidal motion would have messed it up anyway.

hawthorne loses it every now and zen…