Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 11, 2024

All you can pretend to eat, cartoon Twinkies…

From Not Always Right: The Cake Is A Buy

A customer comes in to pick up and pay for a cake.

Customer: “I’m unhappy with this. I shouldn’t have to pay for this.”

The manager is called over.

Manager: “Is there a mistake with your order?”

Customer: “No, there was no mistake.”

Manager: “The color, flavor, letter color, and writing is exactly what you asked us to do.”

Customer: “Yes, I know. I just don’t like the end result.”

Manager: “I can swap out the cake for one of the pre-decorated cakes at a discount?”

Customer: “No! I want the cake I ordered to be free.”

She didn’t get the free cake, and she didn’t understand why…

))Not my story((

Talk about an existential crisis.

Is this my real life? Or is this just fantasy?

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

—Queen

Has it only been 28 years? Seems sooo much longer.

is fred wearing a fur coat ?

okay Vern, now tell us what was in your contract?

Good morning, and if I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.