Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2009

Quick, kiss the frog. You might get lucky.

somebodyshort said,

True story from the garbage strike in Toronto. Friends wrapped their garbage in birthday paper, went to a mall, parked the car and left the doors unlocked. When they came back 30 minutes later, the packages were gone. LOL

Lucky if their car was still there!

Got to remember this one for sure.

The unanswered question is what is so wrong with his wife’s turkey loaf that the Wizard feels compelled to leave?

She should make turkey loaf more often.

BC13 Fine idea

Ya mean there’s more than one Wizard?

Spock: It’s turkey loaf. ‘nuff said!

Wouldn’t the snake have eaten the frog and the bats? There should have been a very lumpy snake in there instead.

The wizard has magical trick for that robbery. That’s too bad sadly!

Hey - Mr Spock - does Mrs. Wizard look like a good cook to you?

At least she cooks for him. He ought to appreciate that much. Even bad turkey loaf is better than none.

The joke woulda been funnier if the thief had pulled a turkey loaf out of the bag. A bit hard for the artist to convey the idea of a turkey loaf though. I guess the wife could have been carrying it on a tray.

Critters courtesy of the Wizards’ Discount Shoppe.

He’s the Wiz. Unless he is disenchanted, he should be able to produce turkey loaf at will (or anything else) - unlike Bullwinkle: “Hey Rockie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”

The real question is what that brown spiral thing is on the first panel

Maybe that’s the last turkey loaf he ate.

Since I can’t have fat. Turkey loaf might not be too bad. Hamburger gets greasy. Any suggestions?

The Wiz just wasn’t thinking! He should have turned the thief into Turkey Loaf!

what the? I love turkey loaf. dont get the joke

Always be prepared. Soon, I’ll own a can with pepper spray.