Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 02, 2009

Better than a 47% chance of return, and phenomenal up side compared to the market. Of course, just as phenomenal a down side.

ID has a Casino Royale.

I bet the King gets the 53% guaranteed return on his investment.

Seems as if alot of US banks put most of theirs on red s well.

Buy a Lotto Ticket Wiz.

He means Just red Susan001, there are red numbers and black numbers, and only 2 green numbers, so if you bet jsut red, or jsut black you get a 47% chance on winning double your money back, its about the best possible odds there are, but of course if you loose, you’ve jsut dumpped all yopur clams, and now all you,ve got is the free buffet and the floor show.

This is all a dream. The King never gives bonuses.

It’s what people did with theirstimulus checks.

Hey, You Never Know. You Gotta Be In It, To Win It.

Lotto is a tax on people who don´t do the math.

I never said I did the math.

I don’t think Wiz expects to win, just not lose as much as the stock market would take him for!

It’s worse than unfair to compare a rational investment risk with gambling. That’s a libel the Marxists have pushed for over a century.

Now, isn’t gambling a lot more fun than doing dull stuff like paying bills and buying food for the family? After all, there’s still wellfare!

Maybe the Wiz can predict which numbers win or not..

Free lunch , WHERE ! Floor Show , bring your plastic ! Cabaret Show , don’t count drink cost , free .

Susan Although Ozzi’s explanation is . Percentage pay back is totally governed by Mr. Murphy’s immutable laws .

You can take that all the way to the Poorhouse !